These crewe members are ready to set sail, whether you need pirate entertainers in Florida, pirates performers in the Caribbean, or pirates anywhere in the United States or the world. Like most adventurers, our crewe comes from all over the world and can join up to create an event for you that is simply amazing!

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Our Fearless Leader

Hurricane - Pirate Performer

Hurricane
Captain
Tenor Guitar, Banjo and Lead Vocalist in The Pyrates Band

The son of a handsome sea captain and homely native girl, Hurricane was born on the exotic isle of Bora Bora. He is all at sea when it comes to things nautical. When on land, Hurricane can become a Cat 5 of Emotional Wreckage and Human Debris; a real tempest when crossed. He is a lover of wine, women and song – in any combination. He serves as Captain of The Blackheart, a brig hailing from Port Royal, Jamaica. He served briefly under Admiral Henry Morgan and served as his stunt double at the battles of Portobello and Panama.

SEE HIM AS LEGENDARY SIR HENRY MORGAN


The Mismanagement Team

Every ship needs brave hearts to keep the crewe (and captain) in line. Here is our own version of an executive management team.

Cyren - Wench entertainer    

Cyren
Head Wench

You've heard tales of those Sirens of the Sea that lure men to their untimely deaths along the reefs with their song. That be Cyren for sure. Recruitment has always been problematic for The Blackheart. Unwilling sailors bludgeoned with a belaying pin can only be of so much use. But Cyren lures them willingly and they surrender to her siren song, coming aboard ship with nary a single whack to the head. When she's not recruiting, she serves as the Executive Chef aboard ship, whipping up amazing food with such mundane stocks as rancid flour, boweevils, rats and an occasional block of moldy cheese.

  

Animal
Master at Arms
6-String Guitarist in The Pyrates Band

Crazed by the tepid heat of the tropics, Animal was found adrift in a little dinghy off the coast of Cayman. After drinking The Blackheart dry of its supply of fine and not so fine rums, he became lucid once again and recounted the unbelievable tale of his marooning and subsequent travails. We all thought him to be a quite jolly lad but a little dingy (not dinghy). So we chained him to the capstan in case he had another bout of the horrors.


  

Water Rat
First Mate Emeritus & Token Irishman
Baritone Ukelele and Vocalist in The Pyrates Band

Hailing from Belfast, Water Rat was pressed into service aboard the The Blackheart after he was captured in a battle with the sloop, Irish Rover. Promoted from chief bilge bailer, Water Rat has worked his way up to first mate and chief musician. A wily rogue of a pirate, his spry wit, boundless puns and musical numbers keep the crewe entertained during the long months at sea. He has been with the crewe for an astonishing 27 years - no one has put up with the Captain that long!!!!



The Crewe

Following are photos from some of our adventures. As you can see, we have a lot of rogues and wenches who sail with us from time to time, from our regular crewmates such as Sloe Gin, Oryginal Cinn, Red Handed Jill, Bootleg and Sully to some of our newer recruits, including Double T, Dumplin' and Rigger.





Our Cabin Boy & Powder Monkey

Wrong Way
Cabin Boy & Heir Apparent

Born upon the high seas aboard the Blackheart, Wrong Way is the offspring of Hurricane. From his earliest moments on Mother Earth, he took to the ways of piratin', learning to wield a rubber knife by the age of six months. His purported first word was "Argh" and he has served aboard the Lady Washington and the Schooner WOLF on multiple tours of duty. He earned his name because of his innate inability to tell port from starboard.


Youngblood
Ship's Sly Spy

Youngblood is a master of disguise and can slip in and out safely from even the most dangerous situations. He has a command of several languages, including five not currently know to any scholar. He is also fluent in nearly any dialect, although he prefers that of an Englishman. He's so good at what he does we're not even sure where he is from one moment to the next. So watch your backside - you never know when Youngblood will suddenly appear to slit yer gizzards wide open. Argh!